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| WARNING: This page may contain spoilers and ruin the joy of adventure. |
| Newspaper page | |
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| Materials | paper |
| Volume | 0 |
| Weight | 0.01 lbs |
| Other | |
| Price | 0 $ |
| As a Melee Weapon | |
| Bash Dmg | 0 |
| Cut Dmg | 0 |
| To Hit | +0 |
| Disassembling this item might yield 2 papers. | |
These newspaper pages contain tips and lore. For a complete list of all possible variants of the newspaper pages see the newspapers.json file and read the "newest_news", "many_years_old_news", "years_old_news", "one_year_old_news", "months_old_news", and "weeks_old_news" parts. Obviously, this contains spoilers.
There are also locations that have older newspaper articles. Explore to find more of them.
“ FEELING BLUE? Try "Greens" for Magazines! Your local Supermarket! Nothing cheers you up like a good magazine... Unless it's JUNK FOOD! Or why not buy an MP3 PLAYER or a GAME CONSOLE? Chase those Blues away at GREENS Supermarket ”
“ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: "Beware Acid Rain". Several caustic chemicals in the air react with rain clouds to cause deadly acid rain. No word yet on if this is a deliberate tactic or a side effect of the earlier bombings. ”
“ NEW WEAPON UNVEILED: Defense today lifted the lid on a long held secret project. "We can't discuss the specifics, but it generates a burst of plasma which accurately follows a path of laser-heated air," according to a Pentagon official. ”
“ INVADERS ARE SUPER SOLDIERS: Further proof of mutation, in addition to strength, speed & toughness, we now have reports of foreign enemies who are somehow firing lightning fields, spitting acid and reports of soldiers hidden in mobile clouds of smoke. ”
“ POPULAR MECHANICS: People say mechanics is boring. We say, Prove them Wrong! We've got all the articles that make it interesting to talk about, so you can "Make Mechanics Popular"! ”
“ ...What do you know about surviving in the Wilderness? If you can't make a snare you don't know TRAP! Hunt down a copy of TRAPPERS' LIFE and learn about wildlife!... And how to kill it. This week, a CROSSBOW TRAP! ”
“ ZOMBIE DRUG: TRUTH OR FICTION? A blogger suggests recent riots are a chemical attack by China. "They are jealous of our cybernetic superiority, they teamed up with Haiti to put hoodoo drugs in the water making people zombies." ”
“ TIME TRAVEL: TRUTH OR FICTION? Leaked federal documents describe the formation of a new federal agency XEDRA, to oversee "4th Axis technology" already in use. Expert opinion suggests time-travel or parallel worlds. ”
“ GENERAL SAYS AVOID BUNKERS: Do not attempt to flee to your nearest military bunker! Understaffed bunkers are defended by turrets, which shoot those without proper registration. Please seek military personnel if you need access. ”
